I have a confession.

I think its time I admit and face the sad fact that I have become a Spam Junky…
Yes, I need to have my spam dose once a day, preferably for several hours. I guess I am lucky as my dealer is an honest guy and I know that the spam feed he passes me is fresh and clean of any unwanted and discriminating headers (I will not turn him in, so don’t even try to ask). See, today I wasn’t able to get in touch with him (I think he is not working on Shabbat), so I had to do with spam messages I got from an evaluating customer – I have to admit that it just wasn’t it. It wasn’t fresh and the dose was way too small.
Please help me. This is starting to affect my quality of life. I can’t go to sleep without reviewing and analyzing some spam.
To tell you the truth, I am not sure what is better, being a spam junky or chocolate junky. The disadvantage of being a chocolate junky is its fattening, but the satisfaction is immediate. On the other hand being a spam junkie may be calorie safe, but its time consuming as it takes time to get enough feed, analyze the feed, calculate detection rate, review FN, etc. all these take time so the satisfaction is far from being immediate.
I think I am going nuts here, please help me.